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- Name: Richard T. Gill
- Middle Name: I don’t know. But I think that the “T” stands for Tony. Why? Well, because Richard Gill is as cool as some generic Italian Mobster like Fat Tony, or Tony Soprano!
- Birthplace: Econypton
- Parents: Daddy and Mommy Gill
- Known Family: Richard Marx (Evil Twin Brother. Do not ask me why they have the same first name but different last names, I do not claim to know all of the bizarre secrets of the Gill Family.)
- Birthday: November 26th....the day after Thanksgiving....The most Profit Maximizing Day of the Year.
- Favorite Color: Green (I wonder why?)
- Super Powers: Making Economics FUN!
- Weakness: Inelastic-Supply, and Keynesinite, and Stagflationite
- Arch-Nemisisisisis: Marxist-Man, Commie-Patrol, Gichard Rill (Evil Clone), Unlimted Desires Robot, Commander Asscrack, Anti-Keynesian League
- Allies: SuperAllanGreenspanMan, Fiscal Flash, Monetary Man, Militant Maid (and her cussing asian sidekick)
- Battle Hymn: The “Economics USA” theme song (If oyu have this on mp3.....GIVE IT TO ME!!)
- Costume: Colorful array of suits. Yellow, blue, red...yellow...uhh?
- Currently: He is protecting the US Economy from his Space-Base on the moon called “International House of Economics” or the I-Hoe for short. He was thought dead....but you can’t kill a legend!
- Interesting Fact: Richard Gill is l33t h4x0r
- Unintersting Fact: Richard Gill’s nickname was Richard Gill
- Why Richard Gill is Cool: He turns boring high school economics classes into a party with his superpowers! And he dresses in vibrantly dull, faded, colored suits!
- Remember: WWRGD!!!!!! (What Would Richard Gill Do!!!!!!!!!?)
- Hit: Over-sized novelty beer cans
- Miss: Dead car batteries.
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